AS THE EUROZONE CRISIS DEEPENED, THE ‘JOINER’S’ SYNDICATE TOOK SOLACE IN THE BITTER-SWEET KNOWLEDGE THAT, WHILE FOUR BALLS IN THE ‘EUROMILLIONS’ LOTTERY WAS ENOUGH TO GET THE DRINKS IN, TWO MORE BALLS WOULD HAVE GOT THEM A SHARE IN THE £101,000,000 JACKPOT.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY?
1 JOE: BUY ‘MILLWALL’ FOOTBALL CLUB.
2 MICK: GIVE MY DAUGHTER A HOUSE.
3 CATH: BUY SOME LAND BACK HOME.
4 TOM: I WOULDN’T TELL ANYONE.
5 JILL: TRAVEL, GIVE IT AWAY.
6 MICHAEL: BUILD MY DREAM HOME; STATELY OUTSIDE, CONTEMPORATY INSIDE.
7 RAY: HAVE A DAY OFF.
8 LIZ: SET UP A YOUTH THEATRE AND ARTS SCHOOL IN ‘CAMBERWELL’.
9 ADRIAN: BECOME A BUTCHER IN THE ‘SOUTH OF FRANCE’.
