I went down to a party on a Saturday night
And I woke up on a Sunday feeling alright
I was sufficiently pickled
And now my liver is tickled
I went back to my diary, saw that nothing was on
From that Saturday night
When the feeling was right
To this Sunday morning
When the feeling was dawning
That Saturday night had gone on too long
And Sunday morning sung a terrible song
Of the story told
Of what went wrong
Of what happened when
Of what happened why
And figuring out
How many years had gone by
Sufficiently pickled
My confession is prickled
When you’re in it, you’re in it
There’s nothing I can say
You know that
You know that
You’ll do it any way