THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY

YOU WILL BE ABLE TO STAY AT HOME, BROTHER

YOU WILL BE ABLE TO PLUG IN, TURN OFF AND COP OUT

YOU WILL BE ABLE TO LOSE YOURSELF ON SKAG AND

HAVE BEER ON TAP DURING COMMERCIALS

BECAUSE THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL BE BROUGHT TO YOU BY GOOGLE

WITH POP UP WINDOW COMMERCIAL INTERRUPTIONS

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL SHOW YOU PICTURES OF POISON

BLOWING A BUGLE, LEADING A CHARGE BY ‘STEVE

BANNAN’, ‘GENERAL PENCE’ AND ‘ REX TILLERSON’ TO EAT

HOG MAWS CONFISCATED FROM HUMANE SANCTUARY

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL BE BROUGHT TO YOU BY

‘AMERCA’S GOT TALENT’ AND WILL STAR ‘HARRY STYLES’

AND ‘CARA DELEVIGNE’ OR ‘KIM AND KANYE’

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL GIVE YOUR MOUTH SEX APPEAL

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL GET RID OF THE NUBS

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL MAKE YOU LOOK FIVE POUNDS THINNER

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL BE TELEVISED, BROTHER

THERE WILL BE PICTURES OF YOU AND ‘O.J. SIMPSON’

PUSHING THAT SHOPPING CART DOWN THE BLOCK ON THAT DEAD RUN

OR TRYING TO SLIDE THAT COLOUR TELEVISION INTO THAT STOLEN AMBULANCE

NBC WILL BE ABLE TO PREDICT THE WINNER AT 8:32

ON REPORTS FROM 29 DISTRICTS

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY

THERE WILL BE PICTURES OF PIGS SHOOTING DOWN

BROTHERS IN THE INSTANT REPLAY

THERE WILL BE PICTURES OF ‘ELIZABETH WARREN’ BEING

RUN OUT OF THE SENATE ON A RAIL WITH A BRAND NEW PROCESS

THERE WILL BE SLOW MOTION AND STILL LIFE OF ‘BILL O’RILEY’ STROLLING THROUGH ‘FOX’ IN A RED, WHITE AND

BLUE LIBERATION JUMPSUIT THAT HE HAD BEEN SAVING

FOR JUST THE RIGHT OCCASION

‘MAD MEN’, ‘REAL HOUSWIVES’ AND ‘ICE ROAD

TRUCKERS’ WILL BE SO GOD DAMNED RELEVANT, AND

WOMEN WILL CARE IF ‘JULIUS’ FINALLY SCREWS

‘ELLA’ ON ‘MADE IN CHELSEA’ AND BLACK PEOPLE

WILL STILL BE IN THE STREET LOOKING FOR A BRIGHTER DAY

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY

THERE WILL BE HIGHLIGHTS ON THE ELEVEN O’ CLOCK

NEWS WITH PICTURES OF HAIRY ARMED WOMEN

LIBERATIONISTS AND ‘CATHERINE WINDSOR’ BLOWING HER NOSE

THE THEME SONG WILL BE WRITTEN BY ‘CHRIS MARTIN’ OR

‘PHARREL WILLIAMS’ AND WILL BE SUNG BY ‘TAYLOR SWIFT’, ‘BRUNO MARS’

‘JUSTIN BIEBER’ OR ‘ED SHEERAN’

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL BE RIGHT BACK

AFTER CLICK BAIT ABOUT TEN CELEBRITIES YOU DIDN’T REALISE WERE GAY AND A VIDEO PEOPLE WEALTHIER THAN YOU DON’T WANT YOU TO SEE

YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE DOVE IN THE OIL SLICK,

THE LAST TIGER IN THE WILD OR THE GIANT HAEMORRHOID IN YOUR TOILET BOWL

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL GO BETTER WITH COKE

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL FIGHT THE GERMS THAT MAY CAUSE BAD BREATH

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE IN THE DRIVERS SEAT

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY,

WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY, WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY,

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL BE ON DEMAND, BROTHERS,

THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL PAY PER VIEW.