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THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY
YOU WILL BE ABLE TO STAY AT HOME, BROTHER
YOU WILL BE ABLE TO PLUG IN, TURN OFF AND COP OUT
YOU WILL BE ABLE TO LOSE YOURSELF ON SKAG AND
HAVE BEER ON TAP DURING COMMERCIALS
BECAUSE THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL BE BROUGHT TO YOU BY GOOGLE
WITH POP UP WINDOW COMMERCIAL INTERRUPTIONS
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL SHOW YOU PICTURES OF POISON
BLOWING A BUGLE, LEADING A CHARGE BY ‘STEVE
BANNAN’, ‘GENERAL PENCE’ AND ‘ REX TILLERSON’ TO EAT
HOG MAWS CONFISCATED FROM HUMANE SANCTUARY
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL BE BROUGHT TO YOU BY
‘AMERCA’S GOT TALENT’ AND WILL STAR ‘HARRY STYLES’
AND ‘CARA DELEVIGNE’ OR ‘KIM AND KANYE’
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL GIVE YOUR MOUTH SEX APPEAL
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL GET RID OF THE NUBS
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL MAKE YOU LOOK FIVE POUNDS THINNER
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL BE TELEVISED, BROTHER
THERE WILL BE PICTURES OF YOU AND ‘O.J. SIMPSON’
PUSHING THAT SHOPPING CART DOWN THE BLOCK ON THAT DEAD RUN
OR TRYING TO SLIDE THAT COLOUR TELEVISION INTO THAT STOLEN AMBULANCE
NBC WILL BE ABLE TO PREDICT THE WINNER AT 8:32
ON REPORTS FROM 29 DISTRICTS
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY
THERE WILL BE PICTURES OF PIGS SHOOTING DOWN
BROTHERS IN THE INSTANT REPLAY
THERE WILL BE PICTURES OF ‘ELIZABETH WARREN’ BEING
RUN OUT OF THE SENATE ON A RAIL WITH A BRAND NEW PROCESS
THERE WILL BE SLOW MOTION AND STILL LIFE OF ‘BILL O’RILEY’ STROLLING THROUGH ‘FOX’ IN A RED, WHITE AND
BLUE LIBERATION JUMPSUIT THAT HE HAD BEEN SAVING
FOR JUST THE RIGHT OCCASION
‘MAD MEN’, ‘REAL HOUSWIVES’ AND ‘ICE ROAD
TRUCKERS’ WILL BE SO GOD DAMNED RELEVANT, AND
WOMEN WILL CARE IF ‘JULIUS’ FINALLY SCREWS
‘ELLA’ ON ‘MADE IN CHELSEA’ AND BLACK PEOPLE
WILL STILL BE IN THE STREET LOOKING FOR A BRIGHTER DAY
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY
THERE WILL BE HIGHLIGHTS ON THE ELEVEN O’ CLOCK
NEWS WITH PICTURES OF HAIRY ARMED WOMEN
LIBERATIONISTS AND ‘CATHERINE WINDSOR’ BLOWING HER NOSE
THE THEME SONG WILL BE WRITTEN BY ‘CHRIS MARTIN’ OR
‘PHARREL WILLIAMS’ AND WILL BE SUNG BY ‘TAYLOR SWIFT’, ‘BRUNO MARS’
‘JUSTIN BIEBER’ OR ‘ED SHEERAN’
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL BE RIGHT BACK
AFTER CLICK BAIT ABOUT TEN CELEBRITIES YOU DIDN’T REALISE WERE GAY AND A VIDEO PEOPLE WEALTHIER THAN YOU DON’T WANT YOU TO SEE
YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THE DOVE IN THE OIL SLICK,
THE LAST TIGER IN THE WILD OR THE GIANT HAEMORRHOID IN YOUR TOILET BOWL
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL GO BETTER WITH COKE
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL FIGHT THE GERMS THAT MAY CAUSE BAD BREATH
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU ARE IN THE DRIVERS SEAT
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY,
WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY, WILL NOT BE FREE ENTRY,
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL BE ON DEMAND, BROTHERS,
THE BRAVE NEW WORLD WILL PAY PER VIEW.