The Brave New World Will Not be Free Entry
You will be able to stay at home, brother
You will be able to plug in, turn off and cop out
You will be able to lose yourself on skag
And have beer on tap during commercials, because
The brave new world will not be free entry
The brave new world will not be free entry
The brave new world will be brought to you by Google
With pop up window commercial interruptions
The brave new world will show you pictures of poison blowing a bugle,
And leading a charge by ‘Steve Bannan’, ‘General Pence’ and ‘Rex Tillerson’
To eat hog maws confiscated from humane sanctuary
The brave new world will not be free entry
The brave new world will be brought to you by ‘America’s Got Talent’
And will star ‘Harry Styles’ and ‘Cara Delevingne’ or ‘Kim and Kanye’
The brave new world will give your mouth sex appeal
The brave new world will get rid of the nubs
The brave new world will make you look five pounds thinner, because
The brave new world will be televised, brother
There will be pictures of you and ‘O.J. Simpson’
Pushing that shopping cart down the block on that dead run
Or trying to slide that flat screen T.V. into that stolen ambulance
NBC will be able to predict the winner
At 8:32 on reports from 29 districts
The brave new world will not be free entry
There will be pictures of pigs shooting down brothers in the instant replay
There will be pictures of pigs shooting down brothers in the instant replay
There will be pictures of “Elizabeth Warren’
Being run out of the senate on a rail with a brand new process
There will be slow motion and still life of ‘Bill O’Riley’
Strolling through ‘Fox’ in a red, white and blue liberation jumpsuit
That he had been saving for just the right occasion
‘Mad Men’, ‘Real Housewives’ and ‘Ice Road Truckers’
Will be so God damned relevant
And women will care if ‘Julius’ finally screws ‘Ella’
On ‘Made in Chelsea’
and black people will still be in the street looking for a brighter day
The brave new world will not be free entry
There will be highlights on the ‘Eleven O’Clock news
With pictures of hairy armed women liberationists
And ‘Catherine Windsor’ blowing her nose
The theme song will be written by ‘Chris Martin’ or ‘Pharrell Williams’
And will be sung by ‘Taylor Swift’, ‘Bruno Mars’,
‘Justin Bieber’ or ‘Ed Sheeran’
The brave new world will not be free entry
The brave new world will be right back
After click bait about ten celebrities you didn’t realise were gay
And a video people wealthier than you ‘don’t want you to see
You will not have to worry about the dove in the oil slick,
The last tiger in the wild or the giant haemorrhoid in your toilet bowl
The brave new world will go better with coke
The brave new world will fight germs that may cause bad breath
The brave new world will make you feel like you are in the drivers seat
The brave new world will not be free entry,
Will not be free entry
Will not be free entry
Will not be free entry
The brave new world will be on demand, brothers,
The brave new world will be pay per view.
May 2017