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KANUGO?

FLOG THE GRIT

JUT THE RUB

HUD THE FUCK UP

DRUB IT SHOP SMART

PING IT SCUBA KHAN

SCAM TIGHT KEEP A GRIP

ON YOUR AXLE GRIN

HOOD IS SKINNY THIN

RUN REED HIDE TIGHT

GUN ROE SWEET FRIGHT

DRUM HAY GOOD MIGHT

SWAM HIGH FELL TIGHT

SPY DOE NO GO

FREED DIG OVER FLOW

WEAR OK HIGH VIS

ARMY US DREAM LEAD

WED AM WEAK BED

DARE LINE NO THREAD

THE HIVE BREATHED A SIGH AT THE SOUND OF THE GUSH

IN THE KITCHEN THEY WISHED ON THE WHEY

IDOLS CRIED OH, SCREAMS FOLLOWED BY HUSH

UNDER BANNERS THEY ALL MUST OBEY

THE CABINET, FULL OF FRET FELT THE BURN OF THE RUB

THE KING HER RELAXED UPON HIGH

THE COMMONERS, FULL OF ALE AND THE DRUB

BLEW A GALE OF SMOKE IN THE EYE

HUE HIS COLOUR

PUNT HIS DATA

A TEAM TO FLAP HIS WINGS

A WAD TO JAM HIS EARS

A POINT PERSUADED MOOT

A SOD OF A SON TO BOOT

A JUST PUFF

A SCUFF

YE KINGS AND PAUPERS COME HERE TO BURY ME

I’VE SCANNED AND RIP YOUR HORISON

I AM THE WINCH, THE PUMP WHICH WILL SET YOU FREE

I HEAR AND PURL YOU IN RIBBON

I SHEAR FUR

I SEE FIRM

I LOOM A WEB OF FLIES

I AM MA AND PA OF FEARS

YOU ARE MY DOTTY OAF

I AM YOUR STUNTED GROWTH

A WAX COAT

REMOTE

IT WAS A FOG AND A HALF

MAX IN FINANCE SAID IT’S GOT

OR BE SQUAT

ROB IN TECH SAID BET HO

ON THE NEW HUB OX

BY PAGE TURNIN’

STEED RIDIN’ VAN DRIVERS

POPPIN’ THE ‘SUP

DONNIN’ THE RASH

DUNKIN’ THE SHODDY WORKMANSHIP

WHAT SAY THE BOMB IN THE KILN

TAXIN’ THE HEX OUT OF A

SWAG FILLED SLED

THE FAX WITH THE WAX SEAL WAS SENT

THE AUK BOLTED THROUGH THE FOG AND MIST

THE RIG WAS BUILT TOO CLOSE TO THE BAR

RUN BY MA WITH THE BARB IN HER SILK

THE SUB UMBRELLAED AND AHHED

THE HUM HE LEFT SLAM DUNK

THE HEN HE LAID WAS ON LEND

THE HEMP WAS A ROPE FROM A TOME HE MISSPOKE

FROM A DEN OF MISDEEDS NOT TO DO

THE SCALP HE SOUGHT TO DENY

HER YOGI JUMP RUN AND FLY

THE SHOCK OF HER  OHM 

THE SIZE OF A MITE

THE DISAPPEARING WE

THE WED WE SMITE

THE FINGERING WAG OF PA

THE OAF THAT PAID THE ENTRANCE FEE

THE BEARER OF EACH CUSP

THE SOUL JIVE OUT OF JUT

THE IMPROPER UP AND FELT

I WHO SMELT THE BELT

WHO ON THE RACK I WOKE

MY HAIR, HUH? WHO SPOKE?

WHAT APEND ARE YOU TO MY PILE?

MY CUP PILED OVER ALREADY

MY WAGE INVESTED IN MALT

I TRY TO TREAT AS MANY

ONE RUSK AND BABY SAYS YEA

I AQUIT TO A TOOTHLESS WALL

I BELIEVE THE RYE SMILE

THAT COMES WITH A BANG AND A FEZ

MY WAXY FACTS A MELTED KEY

ALL THE BEST TO MA

TA

I GAVE IT TO EM MAM

TA TO YOU ONCE MORE

I’M OUT OF ZONE ON A DIME

THE HUE IS A COLOUR I OPT FOR

THE UPSHOT OF MY WAD

THE VAT I PAID ON TI

THE LAST NOTE YOU’VE PLAYED, JUST GO

TAKE YOUR LINE OF CREDIT AND CHIP

THE HAZE OF YOUR DRIFT IS A DRIP

YOU ZOOM TO GET STUCK IN A RUT

ONE POWDER IN THE OVEN AND KEG

ONE TIE TO THE CRADLE

ONE SACK MADE OF CURD

ONE BODY TOO BIG

ONE GOWN TO MISS

THE PRIM BECAME THE PRIME

THE POET HAD TO DIG FOR TIME

THE POISE THAT HIT BETWEEN THE NOSE

THE CHIT, THE MARKER THAT YOU ONLY KNEW

THAT CUED YOU TO MARK

BACK OFF SIX OF A FEW

AS STIFF AS AN OX

GRAB EM IN A WEB

A GEM A STONE OF POSSESSION

HE FELT THE CORE OF YOUR YOLK

HIS LURE MAY HAVE TASTED YOUR FOLK

HIS HAT FLICK JUST A FLICK OF A BURP

HIS PEA SIZED SUGGESTION A TWIST

WIRED SALTY AND BOGHT

A QUIT TO THE TOUCH

A HOCK TO THE PRUDE

FROM A PAL TO ME

OH BLAH DI, AHA

GIVE THE HEAT PACK BACK TO ME

CHEAT THE THUD

FEDEX THE CRUD

HOOPLAH THE HEX

LEAN BACK AND FLIP

MAKE A GAFF FROM THE HART

THAT MET THE MEW TO DEPART

WITH HALF A MIND TO A CHORE

TO MEET A GERM WITH A SCORE

HE SAID SHE SAID

WHO BURPS FIRSTS

I QUIT WHAT I WAS TAUT

AT THE FIRST ID

WHAT CAME WET CAME FIRST TO ME

WHAT CAME CAD CAME AFTER THAT

CAME PUT ON MY TAB AND ALSO

WHAT DRAG WHAT STANK

PILED HI ON A PIKE AS SLY

AS A POD SADDLED TO A DRAY

IF AS EASILY PIKED

AS I AM FROM AM TO PM

FROM THE DRAM OF THE MIGHTY

TO THE KONK ON THE HEAD FROM THE KEG OF THE MEEK

TO THE BEG OF THE PUN THAT IS BEGGING

FROM WHAT IS HOT TO WHAT THE FUCK

TO MEW LIKE A KITTEN WITH NO DAWN

A DOT UPON THE LANDSCAPE OF NOT

A SHOT OF THE UNMENTIONABLES

THE OFT SECLUDED CONFLAB

THE FAX WITH THE WAX SEAL WAS SENT

THE AUK BOLED THROUGH THE FOG ND THE MIST

THE RIG WAS BUILT TOO CLOSE TO THE BAR

RUN BY MA WITH BARB IN HER SILK

THE SUB UMBRELLAED AND AHHED

THE HUM HE LEFT SL AM DUNK

THE HEN HE LAID WAS ON LEND

THE HEMP WAS A ROPE FROM A TOME HE MISSPOKE

FROM A DEN OF MISDEED TO NO END

THE SCALP HE SOUGHT TO DENY

HER YOGI JUMP RUN AND FLY

THE SHOCK OF HER OHM, THE SIZE OF A MITE

THE DISAPPEARING WE

THE WED WE SMITE

THE FINGER WAG OF PA

THE OAF WHO PAID THE ENTRANCE FEE

THE BEARER OF EACH CUSP

THE SOUL JIVE OUT OF JUT

THE IMPROPER UP AND FELT

I WHO SMELT THE BELT

WHO ON THE RACK I WOKE

MY HAIR, HUM? WHO SPOKE?

WHAT APEND ARE YOU TO MY PILE?

MY CUP PILED OVER ALREADY

MY WAGE INVESTED IN MALT

I TRY TO TREAT AS MANY

ONE RUSK AND MY BABY SAYS YEA

THE UPSHOD OF MY WAD

THE VAT I PAID ON TI

ON THE LAST NOTE YOU PLAYED, JUST GO

TAKE YOUR LINE OF CREDIT AND CHIP

THE HAZE OF YOUR DRIFT IS A DRIP

YOU ZOOM TO GET STUCK IN A RUT

ONE POWDER IN THE OVEN AND KEG

ONE TIE TO THE CRADLE

ONE SACK MADE OF CURD

ONE BODY TOO BIG

ONE GOWN TO MISS

THE PRIM PROPOSED THE PRIME NUMBER

THE POET DECIDED TO DIG

THE POISE WITH WHICH THE HIT WAS A MISS

WAS CHIT FOR A TOUR ALL AGAINST

IT CUED UP FOR A MARK

HIT A BACK HAND FOR SIX

ON THE STIFF FACE OF AN OX

FUCK EM’ IN A WEB OF WAR

LOOKING FOR A WEB OF A GEM

WITH ONE LOOK IN THE EYE

WITH ONR SULK OF THR BULK

WITH ONE

HE TOOK ME TO BE A YOLK

WITH A LURE TO HSVE

WITH A HAT THST PASSES A BURP

WITH A PEA YOU CAN TWIST

WITH A WIRED SALTY PINCH

WITH A QUIT AND A TOUCH IN THE HOCK

A PRUDE PAL OF MINE SAID TAKE STOCK

THE HEAT PACK

THE CHEAT THAT THUDS BACK

THAT’S FED WITH THE CRUD

WITH THE HOOP HEX AND DUD

WITH THE LEAN AND FLIP BACK

THE GAFF STAB AND FLEX TO THE HEART

MET ME WITH MEW AND DEPART